Only The Best?

“So then Donald, you seem to have a bit of a bee in your bonnet about the new kids in school, why is that?”

“They’re not the best kids are they? Some of them are, like, really naughty”

“All children are naughty sometimes Donald. Look, can I ask about the fort that you seem to have built in the break room; Mrs Jones told me that you don’t let some of the kids play in there with you”

“I don’t want the new kids playing in my fort….it’s mine!”

“Yes Donald but didn’t you use the new kids’ toys to build the fort……?”


“Watch your tone Donald! Now, tell me, how do you decide who comes into the fort and who doesn’t? Mrs Jones told me that you let all the girls come in……..”

“I like girls. They’re pretty and I can tell them what to do. Girls love me”

“But you shouldn’t be telling other people what to do Donald…..and you didn’t answer question”

“You’ve just got it in for me……you’ve been listening to the other kids telling fake stories about me”

“Stop shouting Donald please, you’re just throwing a tantrum now and I won’t put up with it! Please answer the question”

“Its my school! Mine! I don’t want new kids. I’m really clever, more cleverer  than you, and I don’t want it”

“Stop stamping your feet Donald and stop throwing your toys across the room or I’ll take them away from you. Now, you listen to me, you were new to this school once and your Mum and your Grandparents didn’t even go to this school or had you forgotten that”


“Donald, I’m talking to you”

“You’re lying, you just made that up and……and….you’re ugly!”

“Right that’s it, I’ve had enough, there’s no place for you in this school, it’s time you packed your bags and your nasty attitude and moved on”

“You can’t move me on, I’m the bestest kid here”

“Oh, I think you’ll find that we can and, do you know what? It’s all your own fault you silly, silly boy! Now is there anything else you want to say before I call your parents?”


Some things never change ;O)




  6 comments for “Only The Best?

  1. June 20, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    This is WONDERFUL!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. June 20, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    We have put a 6-year old in charge of America…

    Liked by 1 person

    • June 20, 2018 at 6:03 pm

      It looks that way unfortunately; I can’t believe some of the things he comes out with 😂


  3. June 27, 2018 at 11:46 pm


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